steel is also an "alloy".

my mom just asked me for a christmas list. here goes:
1) a HUM-V.
2) a "tat" with the word "RESPECK" in "olde english" script across my scapulae.
3) really expensive jeans.
4) a calfee bamboo frame hung with full Di2 and some ZIPP 808s.
5) one a them "flat brim" hats all the cool fixie kids is carrying.
6) tight-fitting t-shirts with lotsa stuff on em. best if they cost a lot.
7) "tall Ts". size xxxxlarge-long. brighter and flashier is best.
8) a pedicure.
9) 1991 reissue "air jordans".
10) an H2.
11) a membership to the hair club for men.
12) velcro.
13) 70s-era gym socks i can carry as arm warmers.
14) an H3
15) righteus new "alloy" wheels and "mudders" for my H3.
16) anything by fiddy.
17) two cases a hennessey.
18) a .44 magnum.
19) tinted windows for my H2.
20) girls to match my various "wardrobeways".
20a) girls to massage my shoulders while i'm driving to the club to "get tipsy".
21) ice for my lobes.
22) some righteous "skullies".
23) a couple r-f 16" subs for my HUM-V.
24) a "knuckle tat" reading "HUMM ERH3".
25) more velcro.
26) a kegerator.
27) a lifetime supply of coors light for my kegerator.
28) a house in which i can install my kegerator.
29) Au for my freshly waxed chest.
30) visa gift cards with enough cheddar for a salon who'll wax a dude's chest.

'sgone be tight!