apparently the drought is over.

i heard it was finally raining in southeast australia. good to know.

so, i'm moving back to ballard for the summer. this is most definitely ('mos def') frightening. i saw all kinda people already, and i ain't even live there. in commemoration, i am writing in the nude, drinking a samuel adams' "old fezziwig" ale, listening to the fridge and wondering what is going on outside. last i checked, it was raining, but that can change with the "quickety-quickness". speaking of the "quickety-quickness", i've noticed some important changes in the "ballardway": wendy is no longer at "cupcake", but rather at aster; i have a new shop manager (read: kinda sorta boss); i am "facebook official", as the woman next to me changed her status from "single" to "in a relationship" and it's raining. . .when i left, it was not raining. not sure what that's about. this "old fezziwig" is pretty darn righteous.

some thoughts, as the woman next to me is in "idaho" (wherever that is) and left her celly in my care--i'd like to say it's cos she trusts me, but really she simply forgot it at the house i'm sitting on her way to the aeroplane--and can't receive texts so my head's jus "chalk" fulla all kinda random shit i gotta get out. (conveniently "bullet perioded".)

.i hate getting out of the shower and immediately farting. feels like i gotta take a hole nother shower.
.qwest claims that "house phones are the next big thing". hm. maybe in steep walled drainages that have "cell block" chicken wire and "anti-satellite" tin foil strewn all about and have towns with names like "potsticker" and "piebald gulch" and "remus' left ventricle".
.spiders freak me out. last night on the way to enumclaw from phinney ditch i saw one on the inside of my windshield and shrieked like a four year old girl. almost broke my hand killing it. made faces at all the drivers on the viaduct. morned the inevitable loss of the viaduct. starting weeping. cursed greg nickels. almost drove off the viaduct in frustration. all because of a spider.
.i really like "b" vitamins. i don't know what their nutritional functions are, but i totally dig peeing that nuclear yellow-green every time i drink an odwalla "blueberry b".
.the elder roommate now has a new volvo. i'm a light shade of green.
.the doggy i'm "sitting" (never mind that she never sits when i ask) poops a lot. i hafta shovel like a heathen in the time of noah tryna bail his hut out.
.zits are funny.
.my beer is empty.
.volvo is a funny word. crazy swedes and their "family tanks".
.eating food when you're naked is awkward.
.i think ima start calling my beard "food velcro". cut out the middleman that way.
.recipe for "Deer Repellant": mix one egg and one cup water. pour into a one qt spray bottle. add one tspoon dish soap, then fill with water. let sit in sun for three days until it's putrefied. one squirt on each plant does it.
.i think ima start tattooing every scar i get. they fade way too quickly. i got a big ring scar on my left calf from september of '05 that you can hardly see anymore! NOT ACCEPTABLE!!!!
.and while we're on the subject, i want a flat water kayak.

carry on!