seattle the braggart.

so, for a moment i had a catastophe on my hands: my email wouldn't allow me to sign in! i don't know what i'd even do if that were truly the case.

now, for the FBC Worry Hour.
1) last year at this time i was finishing up a day of skiing at alpy. "unbenknownest" to me, my then future roommates were queuing up for a "naked party" in which the affected people all started drinking cooly and efficiently and, well, got naked. i hadn't moved up yet, but i still hear details. and those details scare me. i mean, the roomies are skinny and hip and good looking, unafraid of waltzing around whichever apartment they currently occupy totally in flagrante. i hope this doesn't happen.
2) sunday is mother's day. i never know what to get for my mom. she always says "don't get me anything", but you know how lutherans can be. "don't worry about calling me" means "call me every day". that sorta thing.
3) in conjunction with mother's day, the woman next to me is gonna meet some of the family. this is most frightening. i mean, there are like 120 of us!! i don't even know all my cousins, let alone their kids and in-laws!! what if they think she's a "hippy"? i mean, she went to a lutheran college and all, but she doesn't shave her legs and she reuses her plastic bags!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
4) the elder roomie has been watching the fifth season of the wire. i ain't even seen all of the third, yet, let alone all of the fourth and into the fifth. what do i do? it's such a good show, and yet, i don't want to know everything until it's time. there's too many people i like who are in the position to "get got". maybe i should just build a "blanket fort" and hide whenever he starts watching.
5) last night i was in tacoma with the woman next to me and i had a bout of gas. what if farts are permanent? what if, instead of them going away upon the taking care of business, they just start showing up every five minutes or so, like a sort of fatal familial insomnia, but with farts instead of death?
6) i have in my nose just now a lot of "boogies". i mean, sure, i know how to pick my nose, but is it polite to do so at a "liberry"?
7) i don't even know who's favoured in the giro this year. levi leipheimer was on the podium at the tour of gila (supposedly spoken "tour of hee'-lah) a few minutes ago, but other than that, i got nothin. how do i know who to root for?
8) there's a crayon drawing in the ballard "liberry" art display called "oMega CLoVeR loRD".
anyway, i want some food. and beer. and "convo" with the woman next to me.
is it bad that riley freeman is my hero?