In response to clamorous reader demand, each post will include at least one haiku or at least one slightly disturbing image of sleep.
A reader writes :
Dear knitting kninja,
I saw you steal those 2 photos straight off some website about emus. Isn't that either theft or plagiarism or both? I think you could get in a lot of trouble doing that, mister. But what I really would like to know for myself and other readers like myself is whether kitty litter is compostable, and how you got your cat inside after it didn't want to come inside, after you let it out into your back yard, after the previous very nice (but lying) owner said it probably didn't want to go outside because "the sky scared it". I saw you chasing it around in sort of slow motion for a while. Did that work?
xxOO
a reader like myself
Dear reader:
Your mother steals things from emu websites.
Yes (about the composting).
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