My sister left a message on my phone letting me know she is going camping with other people here, telling me when she will be back and that she is leaving right now. Then she started laughing and said well, right now she is going back into her house to shave her shins for her new friends. After that she is going camping.
This message probably means if she doesn't come back from camping, I have a few Clues I'm supposed to give to the detectives. We refuse to believe that camping alone or with strangers is a bad idea, ahead of time, HOWEVER....we are just organized and foresightful enough to want to be able to find remains later.
When I go camping, I like the feeling of hardly anybody knowing exactly where I am. Usually I avoid telling people ahead of time or am vague or at least slightly misleading about the details. If I didn't come back, my sister might be sending the detectives to a wrong campground. Later she would try to let them into my house with the spare key I gave her, but it wouldn't work. While she was explaining that I had changed the locks, WITH HER, after I gave her the key, but both of us forgot about getting her a new one or telling her where I hid the spare, the detectives would be writing down "Smooth legs. Inaccurate information. Doesn't have a key."
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