We are thinking of having a contest here at HC, the prize for the winning entry of which might be..... a 3 or 4 foot length of tasty boiled yucca root? (or suggest alternate prize). We have absolutely no use for such RMIs, ourselves, but as a public service are willing to open up our soaring and convenient blorg space to our many many many many many many readers, to work together, to make the world a better place.
Example RMI (told to me once by somebody male) : Small dogs! Puppies and small dogs are chick magnets! Pro: doable, even affordable, and sort of logical. Con: you might end up owning a small dog. Ick! Qs about this RMI : Does it have to be alive or does taxidermy count?
Another example RMI (which I happen to know) : Many women like people who stutter, although people who stutter probably don't realize this, or at least, most women who like people who stutter (in a general way) don't know if p.w.s. know that women like them. Pro: also doable. Con: Your new Relationship may be based on a Lie, if you don't stutter, and some people object to this once it is revealed.
Please limit your RMI contest entry submissions to 15. Don't worry about spelling or grammar too much. Remember this is a G rated blorg, I think. OK to type as though you were stuttering (it isn't making fun of stutterers since we just confessed a sort of thing for them) but if you do that, please include your email address and a telephone number in your entry.
How would you attach the small dog TO the magnet?
ReplyDeleteAnd wouldn't that be animal magnetism?
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