one fake homeless person at a time.

01 August 2009

check it out: I have a whole toe of the one sock knitted already

Bro, Phil E Buster: where are all these hot chicks with the magically adhering sandals, again? Because I am with you 100% on the implied fed upness on flip flops. Bro: do you notice when everybody started wearing THOSE things, then they had to make up a different name for them that wasn't the same as underwear? Dude, why was everybody in love with flip flops anyhow? They get all mashed down and sort of curved. They look so disposable. They pretty much look like a person is walking around on the styrofoam trays that grocery stores put under every single piece of meat they sell you.

Dudes : I'm not violating any rules by talking about underwear on this blog, am I ?
Hello. hello.
(freaky. nobody ever says anything to me even though they seem to yackety yackety yack to themselves ALL DAY....)

1 comment:

  1. So, we've moved on from mostly black flip-flops, (which were called "go-aheads" when they first came out -- REALLY!) to technicolor rubber somethings that are certainly going to brighten up the land-fills and have our descendants wondering "what WERE they thinking!" See how catchy their name (the footwear) is? I can't even come up with it!

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