THINGS BROKEN AT MY HOUSE :
- sole coming off one shoe of the Frankenstein clogs again
- DVD player connected to the VCR player won't play
- other DVD player requires you wiggle the cord around a while, then sit motionless on the bed, stiller than dead, to watch it
- slight leak under kitchen sink
- leak on top of kitchen sink runs along countertop and trickles gently to floor, then runs behind fridge before disappearing (look on the bright side: possibly replenishing an aquifer somehow?)
- water dripping inside fridge
- vertical blinds in livingroom keep falling down and breaking(I HATE THEM and am starting to wonder if I will need to pay the landlord a bazillion dollars for their decrepitude when we move out.)
- can't turn phone ringer off
As for that cool old green metal gooseneck lamp that I've had since '95, I stopped being sad that it broke and I threw it out. I got a new lamp shaped like a ridiculous vase.
Just noticed your fetching title -- (since I rarely read the large print the first time around ) -- and the lady scores again! What WILL you think of next?
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