there seems to be a rash of egyptian sandals running around this summer. i'm not quite sure what happened to sandals that actually work in water. or that don't give your feet blisters. they kinda look from a distance like sandal soles magically stuck to a woman's foot. in conjunction with this disturbing trend is the even more disturbing likelihood that whoever is marketing these shoes is actually an ad person for the beer industry cos EVERY WOMAN WEARING THEM IS HOT AS *#$$*@#. anyway. not like i'm looking or anything.
also, in perusing the national weather service's forecast for the week for the cascade range, i noticed another richatlously disturbing trend: HIGHS IN THE 100s. i don't understand. i thought mountains were these distant, perpetually snow covered places. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT ALL THE MOVIES SAY. i mean, look at "the lord of the rings". it can be summer on the plains, but head toward the mountains, alla sudden its FORTY BELOW AND SNOWING LIKE THE HINDENBURG. here i was hoping to escape the low nineties of the puget sound coast and my plan is thwarted. i'm headed for an *unnamed* high country lake to swim (read: sit on my tukis in the water and do absolutely nothing) and avoid people and now i hafta worry that it's gonna be a secret FBI WATER BOILING FACILITY. i mean, why else is it as hot as it is? it must be the FBI.
this reminds me of the woman who passed me while i was riding down a quiet ballard street honking her horn and giving me a mystical three fingered salute. it was like she wanted to flip me off but was too scared.
lastly, there's a dude next to me who hasta take off his glasses to see and who POUNDS THE KEYBOARD LIKE HE'S JOE FKN LOUIS. better leave.
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