Why I hate parties.
Why I hate dating.
Why I don't like talking on the telephone.
Why I don't know how to dance.
Why it is fun to go to movies by oneself and leave in the middle if they are boring.
Why I don't want you to buy me presents hardly ever unless I am having an emergency but probably not even then.
Why I like to look at pictures of people I know as babies, but don't want to look at pictures of their babies.
Why their babies don't want to look at pictures of me (still researching this baffling one).
Ways to get out of answering the question "how are you" if you don't want to answer it.
Plaids and florals: how to combine them for maximum effect in clothing (and under the radar on most work dresscodes!)
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