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13 October 2009

diction airy.

i'll try, by using words or phrases in sentances, and one may draw a personal conclusion from there. if art is interpretation, then so is skiing and bikes cos I'M AN "ARTISTIK" AND I SAY SO!!!!

1) sick: "dude! that was so sick."
2) freshies: "dude! i just got some freshies!"
3) face shot: wait. never mind.
4) i had one for four, but i forgot it.
5) fixie: "ima go "rock" my fixie."
6) squishy: "ima go "rock" my squishy."
7) blew/blow up: a) "dude! he totally blew up!" b) "dude! i totally blew up!" c) "dude! wait'll next year! ima totally blow up!"
8) turns: "ima go make some turns."
9) deeskusting: "dude! that was DEESKUSTING!!"
10) dee-tech: a) "dude! that line was DEE-tech!" b) "dude! that trail was DEE-tech!"
11) slash: "dude! ima slash the F(*& outa this!"
12) drop: a) "dude! watch me drop this!" b) "dude! ima do this drop!" c) "dude! i just dropped a new line!" d) "dude! ima drop a new clothing line!"
13) line: "dude! dja SEE that line?!"
14) footy: "dude! dja get some footy of that?!"
15) edit: "dude! ima "rock" a new edit for the facebook!"
16) schralp: "dude! watch this! ima schralp the $#!@ outa this!"
17) back: "dude! ima throw a double back offa this $#!@"
18) three: "dude! i totally just stuck a couple threes!" (same same five, seven, nine, ten, twelve, fourteen.)
19) (the KINGpin) slay: "dude! ima slay this line, bro!"

now i'll attempt to weave a tapestry of ALL of these terms, so that usage will be wholly clear and easy to "rock". . .

"so, dude? i was "rocking" my fixie all summer to train for the winter, nahmeen? jus SLAYin the urban, aight? all fixed gear freestyle and $#!@. i got a bit bored and pulled out the squishy to slay some righteous singletrack and i started "rockin" all these sick drops? that was sick. now all i need is some footy of me slayin alla these drops so i can drop a new edit for the facebookies."
"naw, bro, i totally feel ya, man. i gotta get me some footy this winter. ima slash all that $#!@ we got up in here. ima slay some lines in that $#!@ you can't see with the hubble! just you watch! ima blow the f(*^& up this season! remember that sick line we dropped last year?"
"ah, hells yeah, man!! freshies all up in there, top ta bottom! i was gettin face shots more than kanye! we gotta slay some more dee-tech lines, though. THAT'S what all the kids is jonesin. throw a couple fives offa some rocks and $#!@, DEESKUSTING!"
"and some double backs, nahmeen? who we gone get to drop the footy on us? i got some SIIIICK lines ima drop, y'know? jus SLAY that $#!@. slash some DEE-tech turns all up in there, hit some a them rocks and $#!@ and just rip off a couple double backs."
"$#!t's gone be TIIIIIGHT!"
"dude! remember that other line last year? you TOtally blew up."
"ah, hells yeah! musta come in a bit too hot, nahmeen? i was totally shralpin the $#!t outa that $#!t. totally GETTIN SICKER and i just blew the f(&* up! i mean, i probly tomahawked like six times!"
"dude! too bad you wasn't in the air, man! thata been like a sexTOOPLE back nine, nahmeen?"
"ah, hells YEAH, man! some footy a that'd make a SIIIIIICK edit!!!!"

hope this helps.

1 comment:

  1. Are there Cliff's Notes available for this epistle?

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