fresh carhartts.

apparently one shouldn't wash carhartts that fit before they stretch. this is new intelligence for me; since i don't really ever wash my carhartts, i guess i hadn't run into this issue before. i spent the whole day yesterday thinking i had to run to the restroom for one reason or another. just so you know.
second on the agenda: "getting sicker". i've learned from a couple different text conversations that i have not made clear the meaning of one of my favourite phrases. if one wishes to "get sicker", he or she must perform righteous acts of awesomeness. this entails much courage and "ballhood". insofaras one wishes to be seen as "sicker", one must undertake all efforts and abilities in the spirit of "getting sicker". a few "jiggy fresh" examples: riding a snowboard in the rain in jeans; wearing a one piece fleece camoflauge suit while skiing in 35 degree snow; riding a walmart comfort bike on STP; commuting in a tie on a murray cruiser from '91; being in one's 70s and wearing skinny jeans and them "tall boots" (known in other circles as "&^%$ me boots"); wearing fingerless gloves in a "punk" "motifway" to write in one's "blogs" at the broadview branch of the seattle library. that last is obviously specific to time and place, as halloween may render this less "sick" than in early january. anyway, you get my "drift".
third, i just ordered some sidi "logo MTB" shoes. this is important cos they are shiny black with a righteous and adequately-for-me sized "sidi" logo in bright white. should match well with my $2.99 half-off tuesday special "pink tag" goodwill "gap khakis" and my free "beecher's handmade 'chesse'" t-shirt, size "just a bit too tight and short but it's brown and the sleeves are the right length so i wear it anyway". speakin of "gettin sicker".
fourth: today is my first full day off in 28 days. did i mention just how awesome i am? cos i could give a seminar.
fifth: one of the dudes on either side of me has some wicked BO. time to head for the hills.
peace.