one fake homeless person at a time.

24 September 2009

it isn't hermitude, only sanity

I don't like weddings either, but I guess I don't like them because they are parties, which is exactly why many people like them who like them. Also they are ceremonies, and ditto, and ditto. I just feel a small quiet misery when invited to them because I know they are really happy things for many people and it is pretty much exactly the same as looking at something somebody else cooked and saying "you probably did an excellent job of this and I probably could NEVER make this dish but is there any way at all for me to get out of eating it without you noticing ?"



It is also entertaining how, if you just admit that weddings aren't really your thang although you aren't scathing (anymore) about marriage, how many people will STILL will go right ahead and show you some wedding pictures. Well if you do that, I am going to pull a bunch of chicken pictures out of my wallet, I am warning you. There will be no mints made out of toothpaste afterwards, either.



Portaging bicycles. Well I don't do that. My method is to continue riding, while weeping.

Facebook: what? I don't know anything about that. But if I did I am sure that I would agree at least 70 % with my fellow club member. This will be the last agreeing I do with anybody for a while as it is sort of creeping me out.

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