sunny sunday summer day.

i have less than $3 in my checking account. my credit card is maxed out (again, big surprise) and i have $7 in cash. i bought groceries this morning for the week--said expenditure caused said sub $3 balance--which brings today's quick story.
upon exiting the subaru (too lazy to walk or ride my bike for the moment) i noticed a moderately attractive woman carrying hipster-tight pants, bleached-out "nylon magazine blonde" hair and a zebra stripish tank of some sort that looked to maybe be missing something. at which point (it's hard for a single dude not to look) i noticed that she was PRACTICALLY FALLING OUT OF HER TOP. i would love to claim the moral high ground here and say that i forgot the show and went about my business, but alas, i cannot. in the produce i walked past as she sort of covered herself and she asked her eerily similarly dressed male counterpart--who looked like fabrizio morretti of the strokes circa 2002-- "is it falling out?" and he answered, without looking to her, "judging by the looks you're getting, i'd say it is". i had difficulty finding the mineolas at this point for my brain was clouded with the effort of not laughing. that and the juxtaposition of the woman's fashion problem and the shape of said mineolas. being of stern lutheran upbringing, i hafta question her choice of top for the day. given that she probly has other clothing, one might assume that her other clothing would contain more "family friendly" tops and that for a trip to ballard market she might employ one of these more tasteful options. alas, my stern prairie lutheran upbringing did not include "how to understand other people's logic" or "how to dress like a drunken nylon magazine model during a particularly grueling photo shoot when you are actually just buying wine and cheese and potatoes at a local grocer." too bad.

in other news, i think ima get hired by the NFL so i can, much like michael vick, "run amok with impunity." (to paraphrase riley freeman of "the boondocks".) i haven't figured out quite what sort of mayhem i'll curate, but rest assured, IT'LL MAKE THE HINDENBURG LOOK LIKE MICHAEL BOLTON ON QUAALUDES.
that is all.