I understand you're anxiously awaiting (with baited breath, no less) my next opine..... (am I using that word correctly?) and I apologize for causing you such discomfort. I had to dust my plants.

Have just discovered an amazing fakt about myself, me, the worst speler the Chicago publik skools ever gradiated! I was playing a game of Boggle on-line; you remember the one where I ocasionaly clime out of the very low scorring sekshun into the low sekshun? Well! I found the word "man" -- typed it in -- and low and beehold, it's an "ultra rare word" for which I got six points, instead of the usual 2! Imagine that! I've been looking for hard words, but it seems the easier ones are more vallubull. I do beter in the game where I look for three leter words instead of four leter ones two.

This is getting tiring -- for me and for you. Go back to holding your breath......