i've been called bitter before.

i had this long rant set up, but then i decided it was too long and ranty. i'll paraphrase it: "mayor" mike "mike bikes" mcguinn can suck my b*^^s. i then hit the "next blog" button a couple times and there was "princess amy's hideout". lots of shit about the "new moon saga" and eminem's "best new song ever made". hm. i tried to listen to it, but apparently these things magically disappear. something about a faery sprite named "viacom". or something. there's even "twilight cupcakes". weird.
i then kept hitting the button like a rat hooked up to pleasure electrodes. all i found were "family" blogs. scary amounts of baby pictures and oversharing. i'll paraphrase: "i have pop-pop in the attic!" i don't get it. why would you want to expose your kids to the world at large? it's scary enough in our little enclaves.
it's now 12.12 in the am. ima keep being up cos i ain't been up this late in a long time. one blog had the headline "we finally made it!!!!!" with lots of pictures of the arkansas state line sign. "the natural state". scary. i think our blog somehow got collected in the wrong "blogosphere". one blog is talking about her ivf and bfp. i don't even know what those are. i have a bike. "i have a belly button." i wonder what justin townes earle is up to?
oh yeah: i voted last week. i probly didn't sign my name right again. i got a letter from king county after the primary saying i'd given them an "incomplete signature". who do they think they are? i can change my signature any damn time i please. incomplete? how do they know? do they have cameras in my room? bugs in the attic? the best thing about the letter from the king county voting whatever was that it showed up the day they wanted to hear back from me in letter form. efficiency!!!
i think it's time to go sleep in my empty bed. the woman next to me is in portland for a few days. it's kinda lonely, but nowhere near as much as when i couldn't say anything about the woman next to me.