tricked ya. nothing to see here.
although. . .
my roommate was asked an interesting question by a kid at work today: "have you ever gotten so soaked that you fell asleep?"
now, i'm assuming that he means soaking wet, as most children ar sorta innocent and as such, don't know too many multiple-meaning phraseologies or terms, but it's possible that the child's parents refer to a state of drunkenness as "soaked". in which case, the child would seem prescient when he asked "Since you have you've been immersed in sleeping?" OR, he could be speaking of fiscal "soaking". i am most definitely guilty of sleeping away my financial woes. most certainly, if that is the case, if this mythical child were to ask me "Because now you have been immersed in the bed?" i'd hafta say "yes".
of course, my roommate reports that the child in question was staring absent-mindedly at the rain, so, most likely anyway, he was speaking very literally. and no, i have not been "so soaked that [i] fell asleep".
i am, however, ready for bed, and will fall in shortly. tired, two beers and some cheesecake my coworker made (while stoned off his gourd at 4 am this morning) for my last weekend in ballard. "Immersed in your bed?" why, yes!!
confidential to "cx weight weenie in gloucester": most cyclocrossers wear their girlfriend's underpants.
or as the popular search engine would have me say, through macedonian and japanese, "cyclocrossers wear most of the girls in their pants."
one fake homeless person at a time.
30 October 2010
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