A reader writes:
"Knit five purl five, dude.
Why did most of the apples fall off the tree in my new back yard while they are small and green, making me bien triste ?
And some of them have small horseshoe bite marks??
Which is eerie because chickens don't have teeth and cats don't eat apples.
?
I am from France."
Moe, you are not from France. If you are not biting those apples, then I'm gonna have to say that opossum or your teenager is. Somebody at the library is saying "hi" and waving at her computer screen over and over. She does not smell funny. She looks young and Japanese. Doesn't "hi" mean yes or else no in Japanese?
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I recycled this post because I wanted to mention the disGUSTING apple maggots that came out of the apples when I composted them. Any time I felt like it, I could lift the compost bin lid and look upon a writhing ball of creepy segmented worms. The chickens were happily eating any I would dish onto the ground but were nervous of going up INTO the compost bin. It wasn't the huge ball of creepy smelly worms (like the first Alien movie!! only smaller and with no cute little girl holding a doll hiding from them) it was EEEK THE PLASTIC GARBAGE CAN!!! that bothered them. Finally I just poured teakettle after teakettle of boiling water on them.
ReplyDeleteThe apple maggots, that is. Not the chickens.
HEY... there is another really old draft called "velvet cowboy" or something like that that I might suddenly post onto the blog after fiddling with it slightly, alarming its owner.